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Post by Yggdrasill on Feb 23, 2014 14:56:06 GMT -6
Yep, it was just an average day in Zawame. Nothing bizarre going on here.
The sun was shinning, the birds were singing, and Neil was riding around on a purple serpent-like dragon, as it laid siege to the city, while wearing the garb of an ancient Chinese Warlord complete with Fu Manchu beard.
"Bow to me peasants or taste my fiery wrath! Mwhahahaha!"
[Yep, it's a dream episode. Go wild.]
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Post by Paul Herbert on Feb 23, 2014 15:43:04 GMT -6
From the ground burst a gigantic worm with sharp teeth. Atop it rode Paul, dressed in the garb of a Final Fantasy-style Blue Mage and wielding a yellow lightsaber. Both mount and rider rose to meet Warlord Neil with a loud war cry. We're sure this is symbolic of something, but we honestly have no idea. |
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Post by Yggdrasill on Feb 23, 2014 17:07:19 GMT -6
"Ah, the Duke of Lemons, glad to see your worm in such high spirits today!" laughed Neil, an AK-47 in one hand and a vodka filled crystal skull in the other.
"Soon, we shall have all off Zawame bowing to me!"
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Post by Paul Herbert on Feb 24, 2014 12:23:11 GMT -6
"The same to you, Grapelord!" Paul answered jovially. "Shai-Hulud longs for the hunt!"
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Post by Yggdrasill on Feb 24, 2014 12:26:12 GMT -6
"Please call me Grand Grape Emperor Of All That He Surveys. It's catchier, right?"
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Post by Paul Herbert on Feb 24, 2014 12:31:20 GMT -6
"No, not really." Paul steered the worm in the direction of the city centre.
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Post by Sigurd Squadron on Feb 28, 2014 10:11:53 GMT -6
James stood on a roof, decked out in all red, his face covered by a red hood. He had a Sonic Arrow in hand, which he pulled back and fired at Paul from his perch. The overlords needed to be defeated before they tried to overtake the world.
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Post by Yggdrasill on Feb 28, 2014 13:32:48 GMT -6
"We're taking fire?! It's that damned resistance again!" Neil cursed, searching around for the origin of the shot.
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Post by Sigurd Squadron on Feb 28, 2014 14:56:10 GMT -6
"Neil Wotan!" James declared as Mia, dressed in an all yellow ensemble, fired with her own. "You have failed this city!"
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Post by Paul Herbert on Feb 28, 2014 18:23:40 GMT -6
Paul's sandworm reeled from the blast.
"You'll pay for that, scum!" he roared, swinging the lightsaber over his head.
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Post by Sigurd Squadron on Feb 28, 2014 18:57:53 GMT -6
"The worm has a weakpoint seven meters from it's front end" Christina said over an earpiece.
"On it" Mia said, firing a blast at the worm.
"Say that to my face" James said, his voice distorted.
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Post by Paul Herbert on Feb 28, 2014 19:49:26 GMT -6
Paul jumped from the worm before it went down.
"You will be remembered with honour, faithful companion." Paul pledged.
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Post by Yggdrasill on Feb 28, 2014 22:16:28 GMT -6
Neil bellowed, "You pathetic archers think you can stop me from claiming what rightfully belongs to me?! Fat chance!"
Neil's dragon blasted a couple fireballs in Mia's direction.
"You are nothing compared to the Grape Emperor! Not even the Melon Lord himself can stop my conquest!"
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Post by Sigurd Squadron on Mar 1, 2014 10:42:18 GMT -6
A figure in all blue tackled Mia out of the way. The fireball sailed past, lighting a building ablaze.
"Thanks Andrew" Mia said, picking herself up.
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Post by Yggdrasill on Mar 1, 2014 10:56:45 GMT -6
"I am fire. I am death!" laughed Neil maniacally as he unleashed a barrage of bullets and fire.
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