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Post by aria on Nov 30, 2013 2:04:30 GMT -6
Granted, but now you can only eat pie for eternity
I wish tomorrow is sunny
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Post by Simon Amell on Dec 3, 2013 12:14:13 GMT -6
Granted, but it's blindly sunny.
I wish I got paid more at work.
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aria
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Post by aria on Dec 5, 2013 6:00:19 GMT -6
Granted, but it is your last payment because you're fired
I wish i can buy Nijiyome Gakuen Z-Cune Aoi manga
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Post by Owen Mercer on Dec 5, 2013 23:00:17 GMT -6
Granted. But it sucks.
I wish I could hit 30 posts faster.
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Post by Lisbeth Griendstrom on Dec 10, 2013 20:55:43 GMT -6
Granted, you did. Good job on all that hardwork, yay!
I wish for my own personal non-violent totally obedient indestructible immortal helper monkey with the power to bend reality to my will and make it so you it was one hundred percent impossible for you to corrupt this wish without having a piano fall from the sky and crush you flat as a pancake.
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Post by Leslie Fuller/Angela Marone on Dec 10, 2013 22:39:53 GMT -6
Granted...something? Fuck if I know.
I wish I could understand.
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Post by Paul Herbert on Dec 11, 2013 12:36:43 GMT -6
Granted! Unfortunately, you understand things that should never be understood and go insane, HP Lovecraft-style.
I wish there were more people around me that liked to play Android: Netrunner.
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Post by Jayce and Ari Brooks on Dec 11, 2013 12:42:02 GMT -6
Granted, but you lose interest as they gain it.
I wish I was getting higher grades on some of my papers.
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Post by Paul Herbert on Dec 11, 2013 12:47:03 GMT -6
Granted, but they're so high you get carted away for scientific experiments on your brain thingy.
I wish I had a spaceship.
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Post by Jayce and Ari Brooks on Dec 11, 2013 12:47:48 GMT -6
Granted, but it runs on an impossible to find substance.
I wish work was faster.
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Post by Paul Herbert on Dec 11, 2013 13:04:11 GMT -6
Granted, but everything is slower.
I wish I had cake.
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Post by Jayce and Ari Brooks on Dec 11, 2013 13:05:10 GMT -6
Granted, but the cake is fake.
I wish my power cord/computer wasn't being a pain in the ass.
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Post by Lisbeth Griendstrom on Dec 11, 2013 14:28:27 GMT -6
Granted, it starts being a pain in the heart when it electrocutes you.
I wish I could dance!
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Post by Jayce and Ari Brooks on Dec 11, 2013 14:32:25 GMT -6
Granted, but you dance like an idiot.
I wish I made more money per hour.
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Post by Lisbeth Griendstrom on Dec 11, 2013 14:39:26 GMT -6
Granted, but you quickly notice the money is written on toilet paper.
I wish everybody spoke in rhyme all the time.
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